Second Congress Held

(from Left) Mr. J. Carr, VP., Mr. J. Back, Mr. R. Browne, Mr. B. Johnson, Tres., Mr. M. Walker, Pres.

Summary:

Wednesday, June 6th marked the Second Congress of the Pipe Club with all members in good standing in attendance with exception of Mr. S. Griffith who was excused due to his lack of being there. Apparently, gallivanting around Seattle taverns and tobacco shops at the time was more appealing (See ‘The Smoke’n Traveler’ p.4). After the superior staff of Neon’s fulfilled the libation requests of the club (more than once) the meeting was called to order. Some stuff was said, a few motions, probably a vote on something, Presidential rambling went on for a bit, and then we adjourned to the bar.

My Big Johnson Report
From the Ministry of Finance & Records
Mr. B. Johnson, Treasurer
A fairly half-arsed attempt at keeping track of what we have done, might do, and what we could do but probably won’t. Also, a sketchy financial record of contributions made to my personal vacation fund.

Treasurer’s Report
“As of June 27, 2012, the Pipe Club vault, i.e., my desk drawer, contained $50.  As of June 28, 2012, I have a new tie.  Thanks to members Mr. R. Browne, Mr. J. Carr, Mr. M. Walker and Mr. J. Back.” 


Minutes: 2nd Congress
As recorded by Mr. B. Johnson, The few moments I actually listened:

The Pipe Club meeting of June 6, 2012, was called to order by the President. The Club recognized and toasted the anniversary of D-Day. (More than once.)
Old Business: The crest, designed by Mr. J. Carr, was approved and accepted by acclamation. Mr. H. Horn was accepted as an official nominee, sponsored by Mr. J. Back.
New Business: A nominee shall serve a one-month probationary period.  During that period, the nominee's sponsor shall take him (not her, never a her) to Straus or another acceptable tobacconist.  If a nominee is accepted to the Club, he (not she, never a she) shall provide the Club with a $20 membership fee and 2 oz. of tobacco.
  The Club shall journey (leisurely) to Straus Tobacconist at a date to be determined.  Future tentative trips shall include an adventure on the Bourbon Trail and to Keeneland by way of motorized vehicle(s). 
  Warm weather meetings shall occur monthly at Neon's, and the first round of libations shall be purchased by said establishment courtesy of Mr. J. Back (Member and co-proprietor of Neons).
A discussion and vote was undertaken to define the term “round of libation” as it pertains to the individual; A “round of libation” shall consist of no more than four libations for each individual and no less than three.” All present voted Aye, none voted Nay; Mr. J. Back  abstained as he was in the bathroom at the time of discussion and vote. Members extend their gratitude to Mr. J. Back for his generosity.
  Electronic mail shall be the official mode of communication for the Club members.
  Due to the annual holiday surrounding the birth of our great nation, the next meeting was scheduled for Sunday, July 8, 2012, at 2:00 p.m.
  Hearing no more new business the President called for a motion to adjourn, which was received and seconded. The meeting was adjourned.

Mr. B. Johnson, Treasurer

 Post Script: At the conclusion of the meeting, Mr. B. Johnson was approached by three women (who appeared suburban in dress and tone) who requested information about the Club.  Mr. B. Johnson shared the information and his pipe.  The three women were designated official groupies.