The Back Page

Musings By Mr. J. Back, The Confessor
I like my phone. My phone is good because my friends call me and I answer when they do. When I get lonely I call myself. But I never answer. This is strange because I always answer my phone. I always leave a message and I always get the message but...but I stopped returning them because I never answer. Perhaps I will text myself. I like texting because it makes words and I like to read. I will text myself something clever. I am texting myself now.