The Johnson Report

The 8th Congress

From the Ministry of Finance & Record
Mr. B. Johnson, Secretary-Treasurer
Neon's Unplugged on January 8, 2013

  The 8th Congress convened at -Present were Messrs. M. Walker, J. Carr, R. Browne, B. Johnson, S. Griffith, J. Stepp, M. Flagler, and B. Hague.  Absent were Messrs. J. Back, C. Hochscheid and B. Joyce.  
  President M. Walker whistled the meeting to order.  President Walker utilized a whistle because he misplaced his gavel. Old business was discussed.  The President has done nothing in terms of crafting a mission statement.  He was too busy losing his gavel.  B. Johnson's significant other and life partner continues to work on the Club's crest patch.  Secretary-Treasurer B. Johnson reported a treasury of $130.
In New Business:
Pledge J. Taylor was accepted as a new member.  Ambassador S. Griffith reported no other prospects loomed.  It was decided that Club meetings will occur on the second Wednesday of each month at 6:00 p.m. at Neon's Unplugged.  A field trip to Straus Tobacco was planned for January 12, 2013.
  M. Flagler blandly reported on his trip to Ireland.  B. Hague is working on a comic strip for the next newsletter.  He was also designated as the chair of the Bockfest planning subcommittee.  S. Griffith is working on business cards for the Club. With that, the meeting was adjourned and the members retreated to the bar for the official shot of the club.