Back Named Confessor

The Confessor

President Mr. M. Walker has, for reasons known only to him, bestowed the title of “The Confessor” upon Mr. J. Back. This, to the confusion of Mr. Back, has stuck and is now considered the appropriate greeting for whence Mr. Back makes entry.
The last known piper to hold this title was Edward The Confessor, King of England (1005 to 1066). Eddie was banished from his realm and consequently met with a rather nasty end. We wish Mr. Back more success with this title than his predecessor.


Pipe-Up, Fourth & Fifth Congress, October 2012

Editor's Note
Pipe-Up has shifted to bi-monthly publishing. We would like to provide well worded balderdash about how this change was done to benefit our loyal readers like the Cincinnati Enquirer did but there is enough exaggerated nonsense on these pages already. (note also written so I could use the word balderdash)